every saturday im hosting a Chuck Norris joke contest the best wins a pat on the back .

Chuch Norris went swimming with a massive erection that was known as the 1st tsunami

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by the way this ends at 10:00 pm tonite tommarow ill post the winner

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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7. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

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8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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9. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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10. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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